Mechanical Bull: Red Bull's Conceptual Bike

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/02/mechanical-bull-red-bulls-conc.php

February 8, 2010 in beasty, bullwhip, conceptual, good looking, i'd ride it, mermaids, motorcycle, red bull gives me the shakes and a twitchy eye, red bull gives you angel wings, sex with animals = not cool, vroom vroom, vroom vroom kabloom

This is a conceptual Red Bull motorcycle as designed by Barrend Massow Hemmes. Riding it makes you look like you're boning a giant red bull from behind, which, I suspect, is the reason the internal combustion engine was invented in the first place. Is there anything sexier? Yes, but it involves mermaids and a wet t-shirt contest and....God, I got the shivers just typing that. And by "shivers" I mean "garden hose from the garage". Tell your sisters, Ariel. Cash prizes.